Simon Langley 2.0

Some of my personal favourites

Bill Stickers Will Be Prosecuted - Bill Stickers is innocent!

Jesus wepped
At the advertising agency which lost the Schwepps account

I thought clap was a form of applause until I discovered Smirnoff

The grave of Karl Marx is just another communist plot
Charing Cross Road

God is dead - Nietszche
Nietszche is dead - God
Friedrich Nietzsche was a nineteenth-century German philosopher who wrote critical texts on morality and religion

Don’t let them cut hire education
Camberwell School, 1977

One would think to read all this wit,
That Shakespeare came here to shit

An excellent quaffer called Rafferty,
Went into a gentlemen’s lafferty,
The walls caught his sight,
Quoth he: ‘Newton was right,
I am now the centre of Grafferty!’

A road sign in Lincolnshire:
TO MAVIS ENDERBY AND OLD BOLINGBROKE
To which someone added:
The gift of a son

Kentucky Freud Chicken - Mother-fucking good
Camden

On a Norfolk village poster advertising a talk on ‘What to do if you are going bald’
Someone has added:
Prepare to meet thy dome

Here are some pictures of some graffiti in Newark, Nottinghamshire. The pictures were taken a few years back off Lincoln Road.